As you know even your small spoken words make sense some time (depending on the situation) – Don’t worry this is Funny Whatsapp status page.
A half year ago during the corona pandemic, I was having conversation with a favorite person on Whatsapp and I hadn’t said anything funny in the 30 min (really awkward). I had to say something interesting but all I had been saying was, “Wow…Cool” and “OMG, that’s amazing…” My inner self was mocking me, seriously – that was tough.
She literally thinks I’m a boring person & I had to prove her wrong. That’s where I decided to look for the unique collection of Funny Status for Whatsapp and here are these.
Always Give 100%, Unless You’re Donating Blood.
Stop checking my last seen – text me when you miss me!
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
Hey there! I am using Xbox.
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
If I don’t log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must’ve kidnapped me!
If you’re going through hell, keep going.
I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
There are worse things in life than death – Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike, fell out of a tree, twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong, sat down too long, sneezed too hard.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
I really should do something with my life…hmmm – maybe tomorrow.
Life is too short to remove USB safely, seriously.
The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
A signature always reveals a man’s character – and sometimes even his name.
One small decision can change your life! That’s why I always let someone else make my decisions.
I got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.
Dear problems… Please give me a discount… I am a regular customer.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
The only thing I gained so far this year is the weight.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.
I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That’s why we call it the “present.”
You can either be right, or you can be the husband.
Yes of course I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle! He’s dreaming too, lol.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people, stay away from poor peoples.
I’m not always available mate… Try your luck next time.
The battery at 2%, please disturb later.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Don’t, and the world laughs at you.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it!
It’s not the fault of the mirror if you don’t like your reflection.
Dear stress, can we break up, please?
Hey there! I’m using brain.
Hey there! Whatsapp is using me.
You can’t masturbate away the depression but that won’t stop me from trying.
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
Fact: Phone on silent mode- 5 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
Girls, if he only wants your tiddies, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!
War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
A long time ago I used to have a life until someone told me to create an Instagram account.
Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
The road to success is always under construction.”
Never have more children than you have car windows.
I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it’s more likely to be female.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean that I won’t sing.
I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation… twice a year.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
I Never trust my dog to watch my food
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.
Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
We were born intelligent, but our education ruined us.
My prince is not coming on a white horse… He’s obviously riding a turtle and definitely lost.
Wrapping Up – Funny Status For Whatsapp
Here are some of the best and unique funny status for Whatsapp that you can share with your friends.
If you think this list is incomplete, you can comment down below with your favorite funny quote or lines – I’ll definitely add it to this list.