“South Park” TV Show Quotes and Sayings

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South Park is a real deal when it comes to its dialogue that’s why we picked up best South Park quotes and sayings that may you like – we update this list on a daily basis.

Cartman – This is how the world works, If you want to find some quality friends you have to wade through all the dicks first.


Cartman- Mmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet


Liane – Sweetie, Bill gates is on the phone for you.
Eric – Tell Bill gates to suck my ass, Mom.


Mr. Garrison – I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.


Dr. Biber – Making breast larger is a beautiful and wonderful thing. Making them smaller is …insane.


Wendy – Breast cancer isn’t funny


Mr. Garrison – There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.


Chef – There’s a time and place for everything and it’s called college.


Butters – A ring that said you’ll be together, but not has sex isn’t that called a wedding ring?


Kyle – Family isn’t about whose blood you have. It’s about who you care about. And that’s why I feel like you guys are more than just friends. You’re my family.


Randy – If we’re still alive in the morning…then we’ll know we’re not dead.


Cartman – When you pre-order a game you’re just coming to paying for something that some asshole in California hasn’t even finished working on yet.


Cartman – I’m gonna need a scientist, an engineer, and of course… A black person who can sacrifice himself in case something goes wrong.


Cartman – Stan, don’t you know the first law pf physics? Anything that’s fun costs at least $8.


Kyle – I had to become poor all on my own I wasn’t born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.


Cartman – Boo, boo wendy testaburger boo


Kenny – You never fucking care when I die


Kenny – Those tiddies are fucking huge


Stan Marsh – We can’t do anything for now, that fat bitch won’t let us.


I’m afraid minors cannot go onto the casino floor.
Cartman – I’m not a miner, dumbass you see a shovel in my hand.


Cartman – I want to hold your every morning and love you every night, Kyle.


Kyle – You know nothing about Christianity
Cartman – I know how to exploit it.


Butters – Well yea, I’m sad. It’s like, it makes me feel alive, You know? It makes me feel human. The only way I can feel this sad now, is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I’m feeling is like beautiful sadness.


Randy marsh – Fuck, the Chinese Government


Kyle – Dying of old age is dying because of not dying


Cartman – Screw you guys, I’m going home


Unknown – Yup, nice, and boring. Just the way I like it.


Kenny – I think kyle has fake tiddies


Goth Kid – Dancing is something you do alone, in your room, at 3 in the morning


Randy to (Stan) – You’re a lousy kid! I wish Jaden Smith was my son!


Panda guy – If you stick your penis in another panda’s ear that’s makes me a saaaad Panda.


Cartman – Don’t worry Butters, I’m totally poor and stupid. I’m ready for Nascar.


Ms. Choksondik – You can’t counter a profane command with an idle threat! You must extinguish it with vulgar suggestions!.
When a child says, “Suck my balls,” you say, “Present them.”


Jesus – God can’t just answer every prayer and suddenly give you everything you want. That takes all the living out of live.


Randy – Stanly, you call your friend an asshole this instant.


Kyle Broflovski – All animals kill, and the animals that don’t kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff


Mr. Garrison – Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.


Babe stevens – Having tiddies sucks


Stan marsh – Yeah. You know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, f**k you.’


Cartman – I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!


Tweek tweek – But, what if when I’m trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?


Terrance – Hello Muhammad, we’ve read all aboot you in the Qur’an.


Cartman – Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!’:


 

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