Best Whatsapp Status Quotes for All Occasions
If you’re looking for some Whatsapp status quotes about being cool, being funny, being romantic, and being sad then these Whatsapp status quotes are the perfect thing for you as we’ve compiled a great and unique list for you.
1. Cool Whatsapp Status
I don’t need any part-time people in my life. Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
Find me Where the Wild Things Are.
Blood type: matte black with a hint of gold.
If you don´t like me and still watch everything I do. Bitch, You´re a fan.
The question isn´t – who is going to let me. It´s – who´s going to stop me?
Try not to think for a brief moment that I really mind what you need to say.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Bitch please, you’ve more issues than vogue.
Me, jealous of you? Bless your delusional heart.
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face. But with words.
I would rather die on my feet than life on my knees.
Losing you was my biggest win.
I love the sound you make when you shut up.
Make peace with your broken piece.
Don’t be careful. You could hurt yourself.
Make me angry and I’ll register your death certificate.
Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
It is totally wastage of my mascara to cry over guys like you.
Don’t test me. I have screenshots.
It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.
I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I’m cool. PS: You’re not.
Here is proof that my selfies are better than you.
You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
If I wanted to hear from an idiot, I would’ve watched Sarah Palin videos.
You can treat me like a joke but then I will leave you like its funny.
Let’s just say Darwin would not have written about evolution had he met you first.
I’m not always sarcastic — sometimes I’m sleeping.
I’m a scuba diver in a sea of idiots.
You are the puzzle piece to my Lego house. Basically, useless.
Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.
I believe in karma very much but if karma does not hit you, I will.
Life isn’t perfect. But my Hair is!
You should always avoid being fooled by a kiss, or kissed by a fool.
Move-in silence and never let your enemies guess your next move.
Just sinners judging sinners for sinning differently.
Be a lady with a class, a girl with a mind, and a bitch with an attitude.
Sometimes I feel like giving up, but then I remember that there are lots of bastards for proving wrong.
2. Funny Whatsapp Status
It’s not the fault of the mirror if you don’t like your reflection.
Dear stress, can we break up, please?
Hey there! I’m using the brain.
Hey there! Whatsapp is using me.
You can’t masturbate away the depression but that won’t stop me from trying.
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
Fact: Phone on silent mode- 5 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
Girls, if he only wants your tiddies, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!
War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
A long time ago I used to have a life until someone told me to create an Instagram account.
Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
The road to success is always under construction.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it’s more likely to be female.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean that I won’t sing.
I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation… twice a year.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
I Never trust my dog to watch my food.
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
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Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.
3. Attitude Whatsapp Status
I don’t look back unless there is a good view.
Don’t mess with the best.
Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
For success, Attitude is equally as important as Ability.
Attitude is not what you learn from school, it is part of your nature from within.
I am better than your ex, and I am cooler than your next.
Quit trying to fix me, I am not broken.
Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
I am a naughty girl. I don’t play with the hearts. I play with minds.
Hate my attitude? Then report me at who cares.com.
Attitude matters. Don’t say: No one likes me…!!! Just say: There is no one like me…!!!
I know, I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
Be a warrior, not a worrier.
Before judging me prove that you’re perfect.
Attitude is like underwear – don’t show it just wear it.
It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.
Be real with me or just get lost.
They told me I couldn’t that’s why I did.
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.
Don’t show me attitude. My blacklist is bigger than your friend list.
Sometimes I am jealous of myself.
Impossible is my specialty.
Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.
You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either.
You can’t spell awesome without ME.
Winners focus on winning, losers concentrate on winners.
If you show me that you don’t care, believe me, I can do that better than you.
My signature, My style, My identity.
Not always ‘Available’… Try your Luck.
I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.
I’m just a vibe you can’t find anywhere else.
I’m smiling. This should scare you.
Legends don’t die… I am a living example!
Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men.
I’m not a second option, you either choose me or lose me.
I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
Change ‘ONE DAY’ into ‘TODAY’.
I’m a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.
These times are so hard, and they’re getting even harder.
Don’t copy, pick your own style.
A great man is strong because he is gentle.
I may be fat, but you’re ugly. And I can lose weight!
I burned my bridges so the devil couldn’t follow me.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
A positive attitude will lead to positive outcomes.
Lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at you.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Why chase you when I’m the catch.
A man who is a master of patience is master of everything else.
What good are wings without the courage to fly?
I can’t change my personality. I’ll always smile, but I’ll be more focused.
A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t go anywhere until you change it.
Excellence is not a skill, it’s an attitude.
My style is what “I like” not what “Others like”
Can’t trust anyone these days fake is becoming the new trend.
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
Train your brain to see great in everything
I am a happy ray of fucking sunshine.
Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.
It always seems impossible until it’s done.
Only great minds can afford a simple style.
I know I am awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
A ‘positive attitude’ is definitely one of the keys to success.
I find strength in pain.
Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
Positive anything is better than a negative nothing.
The road to success is always under construction.
Successful people never worry about what others are doing
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.
I don’t have bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
It is a positive attitude towards life that makes dreams come true.
Make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous
Nothing positive comes from being negative all the time. Change your attitude!
I do good but I am not an angel. I do sin, but I am not a devil.
If you cannot attract them with your charms just repel them with your attitude.
I haven’t changed. I grew up. Maybe you should give it a try sometime.
Born to express not to impress.
Success is not easy and is certainly not for lazy.
Smartness is a perfect beauty.
Beauty is only skin deep but the attitude is to the bone!
No matter what a woman looks like, if she is confident, she is sexy.
A girl should be like a Butterfly. Pretty to see and hard to catch.
I am a girl. Do not touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend.
Girls do what they want, Boys do what they can.
When someone hates you for no reason… just give them one.
Some people just need a High-Five… On the face.
Being glamorous is not a crime.
If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com
Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
If you want to cry, use a tissue.. not your status!
I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heartless.
Cling to your imperfections, they are what make you unique.
Don’t play with me! Because I know I can play better than you.
Act like you are wearing the invisible crown. That’s ‘Attitude’
My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.
Remember one thing, you might be a PLAYER. But I am the GAME.
4. Romantic Whatsapp Status
Love is just love. No matter how much you want to explain it, love will always remain a mystery until you experience it.
I never wanted to be infected by anything in my life, but I want to be infected with your never-ending love.
There are no rules when it comes to love – just values.
I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one… you never give up.
It’s always better when we’re together.
I love you for all that you are, all that you have been and all that you will be.
In the world of accurate eyeliners, lipstick, and mascara. Find someone who will love your morning face.
I want to follow that path only which leads to you…
Did YOU know I really love the 2nd word of this question?
Love is not about how much u say “I love you” but how much u can prove that it’s true.
I live for you. I breathe for you. And, I love you.
You fill my life with sunshine and rainbows, and you shine from within. I love you with all that I am, today and forever.
Past, present, and future…I am here for you.
In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.
Love is the master key to opening a gate of happiness.
Love is not a possession, but a joint creation.
You’re the only man I dream about at night, and the only man I want to wake up next to in the morning.
My favorite place in the world is lying in your arms, gazing into your beautiful eyes.
You are the prince I’ve dreamt of finding ever since I was a little girl.
My sweet prince, I loved you once, love you still, always have and always will.
A true man does not need to love a different girl each and every night, a true man loves the same girl for the rest of her life.
Though I can’t bring the sun or moon to you, I will promise to light your way brighter than both and be at your side forever.
Love is when you sit beside someone doing nothing, yet you feel perfectly happy.
I would rather spend one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone.
My love for you has no depth, its boundaries are ever-expanding.
You are my one and only love. You will always be safe with me, and I will treasure you for all my life.
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength. While loving someone deeply gives you courage.
5. Sad Whatsapp Status
When suffering from pain, a person does not just drop off the laugh but also leaves tears.
It is strange that the fairs of this world are crowded, but still, some of is alone.
The desire to get you yesterday was as much as it is today to forget you.
She/he would never fear to lose me, what will he regret not being me available.
Life goes on…whether you choose to move on or stay behind locked in the past.
In life, what you really want: will never come easy.
Those who do not care about me have no mention from now on.
This evening makes me sad every day…It feels like someone is forgetting .. Slowly.
I was immature who considered him/her as a fellow friend, who used to walk with me and was looking for someone else.
People keep telling me that life goes on, but to me, that’s the saddest part.
If death comes, it might be a day or else life has already killed me.
Sadness flies away on the wings of time.
The word ‘happy’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
The difference affects to those who have one, what difference will those who have thousands.
A sad thing in life is that sometimes you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end it was never bound to be, and you just have to let go.
Those people change like TIME who are given more time.
Life has learned one thing that we cannot always be special for forever.
When it becomes a habit to bear the pain, then tears stop itself.
Those people cry who love from the heart, those who cheat, break their heart and often sleep peacefully
Anger, tears, and sadness are only for those who have given up.
I think, now I should learn how to be rude cause giving love to everyone made me lost my appreciation.
Relationships of the heart never break up .. just become silent.
I will change completely even one day, not right for you… because of you, of course !!!
There are two types of pain, one that hurts you most and the other that changes you.
I learned how to be happy because I know what happiness felt like.
Life’s under no obligation to give us what we expect.
Learn to appreciate because .. neither life comes back nor people.
Breathing is hard when you cry so much. I make you realize that breathing is hard.
If you are not sure, I have nothing to say, if you are sure, then I do not need to say anything!
When you meet someone else you will know, if it was not good, I was not bad either…!
Sometimes a person does not break or falls apart, only loses, sometimes with luck and sometimes with loved ones.
I feel bad too but I just don’t let you realize.
I wish that memories would be shed with tears .. So one day I would sit and cry with a calm …
It is believed that love does not happen, but where is your heart without patience.
It is better to remain silent, often people take the wrong meaning of words.
She was the one to understand… now she has become smarter.
There is a way to get into the heart but not to go, so when someone goes through the heart, the heartbreaks.
I am sad but I am not angry with you, but in your heart, I do not have everything, but I have nothing special like you.
There was doubt that there will be the harm in love, but it was not known that everything will be ours.
Take a few moments for me too, the heart is very sad when you don’t talk to me.
It hurts when you have someone in your heart but can’t have in your arms.
6. Motivation Whatsapp Status
Don’t stop when you are tired, Stop when you are done.
Leaders set high standards. Refuse to tolerate mediocrity or poor performance.
Push yourself, Because no one else is going to do it for you.
Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start again.
Stop stopping yourself.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
What you are doing today, Tomorrow will decide your future.
To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.
If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.
Don’t Let Yesterday Take Up Too Much Of Today.
You Learn More From Failure Than From Success. Don’t Let It Stop You. Failure Builds Character.
If You Are Working On Something That You Really Care About, You Don’t Have To Be Pushed. The Vision Pulls You.
People Who Are Crazy Enough To Think They Can Change The World, Are The Ones Who Do.
Failure Will Never Overtake Me If My Determination To Succeed Is Strong Enough.
We May Encounter Many Defeats But We Must Not Be Defeated.
Creativity Is Intelligence Having Fun.
To See What Is Right And Not Do It Is A Lack Of Courage.
Reading Is To The Mind, As Exercise Is To The Body.
A Room Without Books Is Like A Body Without A Soul.
Today’s Accomplishments Were Yesterday’s Impossibilities.
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.
If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
Never do tomorrow what you can do today. Procrastination is the thief of time.
Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.
Nothing will work unless you do.
We become what we think about most of the time, and that’s the strangest secret.
Perfection is boring. Getting better is where all the fun is.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can hinder or control the firm resolve of a determined soul.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.
Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out.
The Way Get Started Is To Quit Talking And Begin Doing.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique; just like everyone else.
If you have everything under control, you’re not moving fast enough.
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
The starting point of all achievement is desire.
If you have the desire then you can do anything.
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.
We aim above the mark to hit the mark.
Just when the caterpillar thought the world was ending, he turned into a butterfly.
You don’t drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there.
Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.
We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone.
If you’re offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask what seat! Just get on.
I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.
Zeal without knowledge is fire without light.
Believe you can and you’re halfway there.
Winners never quit, and quitters never win.
There are better starters than me, but I’m a strong finisher.
Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.
All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.
Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking.
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.
All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.
Wrapping Up – Whatsapp Status on Cool, Attitude, Romantic, Sad, Funny
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